What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
09.06.2025 00:21
HELLO
After a few moments he returns.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Sure no problem officer.